labsicle 

Noun: A beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. Certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.

Mr. Smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.

labsicle by Doggone May 29, 2008

Labsicle 

Noun: A frozen labia by means of inserted ice cubes, subsequently coated in now hardened Cottee's Ice Magic (or equivalent magical hardening chocolate sauce).

It's such a hot day, and I'm really horny...I really could do with a Labsicle.

Labsicle by Wogdog July 27, 2009

libsicle 

A liberal with a stick up their @ss.

The recall against a crooked democrat sheriff was opposed by all of the town’s libsicles.

libsicle by Vanguard1 February 9, 2022