Port La Tour 

The stix. If your looking it up on here then you must know.
It's the end of no where.
The only good thing about port La Tour is that it's where Jay Perry is from and he always had great parties.

Yeah that Jay Perry Rules.

Port La Tour is the stix.

Port La Tour by Nutty21 June 20, 2009

Port Allen, LA 

The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.

"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."

Port Allen, LA by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 6, 2009

Bigote a la Portuguesa 

Offensive. It is said of the fecal matter moustache remaining after a rim job.

Después de quedar con Lucas, se me ha quedado un bigote a la portuguesa.

Bigote a la Portuguesa by Garbanzo esnifado February 23, 2022

Le guillotine de la porte 

The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.

"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"

"Mom, it is just an elevator door."

"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."

"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."

"Just get your hand out of the door."

Le guillotine de la porte by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

La Porte

1. hick town
2. little mexico
3. some little bum place in northern indiana
4. French for the door

Boy - Let's go over to La Porte
Other Boy - Why? We're already bored.

Girl - Let's go to La Porte
Friend - I don't speak spanish

La Porte by sweetiepie1988 April 20, 2009

Black Widow of La Porte 

A song made by John 5 that appears in Gutar Hero Warriors of Rock. This song puts Drangforce to shame. A side note to Dragon force is every song is the freakin' same. It is the hardest damn song since Through the Fire and Flames . It literally is impossible on expert uless you have no fail on or extra apendages or the ability to slow time or move at hyper speed or have Sonic the Hedgehog by your side pressing the buttons. It has an achievment called 'mutilator of hands'. This song may cause spasms, arthritus, insanity, death of arm and nerves. Even on beginner the song is hard and it gets harder still. I shockingly manged to five star the song but don't go 4 the sixth star cause... IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Not even Chuck Norris couldn't do this song. He tried and failed then roundhouse kicked the TV, guitar, system, and John 5.

Jay:Why is James missing arm/
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?

Black Widow of La Porte by BWofLP March 2, 2011

Eli de la portilla 

amazing person, beautiful girl
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though

"wow, you look really eli de la portilla tonight"
"calm down, you are being to eli de la portilla"

Eli de la portilla by sensoshockwave December 6, 2009