l33tosexual

an extreme computer geek, obsessed with linux, who uses l33t to discuss their sexual activity.

the l33tosexual was 'humping ht emainframe ports'

l33tosexual by Talula Thursday February 5, 2004

Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

lactosexual

The sexual preference of dairy products, including milk, cream, ice cream, cheese, etc.

The demon slayer, Dante, is a potential lactosexual. He shows a strong affection for strawberry sundaes.

lactosexual by 12345678876543 May 15, 2008

lottosexual 

Zara Cruz is a lottosexual. Only Zara Cruz. And only that one specific Zara Cruz.

Her sexuality is lottosexual.

lottosexual by ZaraisLottoSexual September 28, 2022

lottosexual 

Someone who is attracted to lotto

My girlfriend tells people she's a lottosexual

lottosexual by Faggot267 September 28, 2022