| 1. | l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome | ||
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L: Long-term
E: Excessive M: Masturbation to U: Under-aged R: Ripe S: Sex (REAL DISEASE) I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
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| 2. | S.O.M. | ||
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S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F., Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure?? Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day |
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| 3. | G.i.l.f. | ||
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It means Girl i'd like to Fuck! Chris:Damn!
gay nigga:What? Chris:Look at dat hot G.i.l.f. gay nigga:WTF? Chris:my new word u fag it for bitches the do fit it word M.i.l.f. gay nigga:ok can u make one for men Chris:Hell no nigga u gay! gay nigga:No shit! |
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| 4. | T.I.L.F | ||
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"Teacher i'd like to FUCK" Saddly your in school, n' u see a teacher which is surpirisingly hot and you say what a T.I.L.F
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| 5. | I l e you | ||
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The evolution of the phrase "I like you", often used by someone who's falling for another person. In this instance, the letters "ik" are dropped, and the space is left blank to demonstrate the intensity of passion between the two people. (pronunciation: I el ee u). The next level of usage would include filling up the two spaces with the letters "ov"; making the ultimate phrase "I love you". "Fallon, I l e you"
"David, I l e you too" |
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| 6. | I l e you | ||
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The evolution of the phrase "I like you", often used by someone who's falling for another person. In this instance, the letters "ik" are dropped, and the space is left blank to demonstrate the intensity of passion between the two people. (pronunciation: I el ee u). The next level of usage would include filling up the two spaces with the letters "ov"; making the ultimate phrase "I love you". "Fallon, I l e you"
"David, I l e you too" |
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| 7. | R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A | ||
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Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
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