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L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. 

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.
Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!
L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. by G-Union May 19, 2003

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M. 

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.
Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

B.L.S.D. 

An acronym that stands for Big Light Skin Dick
Isaac has a fat B.L.S.D.
B.L.S.D. by IN DAT DIRT BOX May 8, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...