R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) 

Turmoil that happens in real life;

Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)

Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??

Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.

Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.

R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) by "H.I.M." October 4, 2009

Holy L Shits 

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

Holy L Shits by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

LSHITHEAD 

laughing so hard im totally having extreme abdominal discomfort.

1. dude..did you see that youtube video of a chick named athena dancing to chemical brothers?! LSHITHEAD! if you haven't you need to look it up!

2. somesweetchick: so what kinda guys are you into dating?
homewreckerchick: i now ONLY DATE GUYS WITH EVOS, & GIRLFRANS =)!..LSHITHEAD!
somesweetchick: LSHITHEAD! you rule!

LSHITHEAD by cheeeks April 1, 2008

LSHITISM

Internet acronym that stands for 'Laughing so hard I think I shit myself'. Made extra funny as it has the word 'shit' in it.

that was so funny it had me lshitism'ing.

LSHITISM by mrPrez September 27, 2004

LSHITs

When a defendant is facing a significant amount of time behind bars, has the "oh shit!" moment and begins to spend all his/her time in the free world on Google researching cases which have been thrown out of Court. Said cases may or may not have some resemblance to their case. The person will then convince themselves that their case is EXACTLY the same as the researched case and suddenly develop a mental belief that their attorney doesn't know anything about the law and that they know significantly more...really about everything in general. Where law students study for the LSATs, a person who fits this description would study for the LSHITs.

Dirk: "Man, I don't know what's wrong with my stupid attorney, did you know that 1a) DISTRIBUTION: Licensee shall be imposed by the pleasure of the petitioner is the Warrant Certificates.?"
Larry: "Damn dude, what the fuck are you saying? I can tell you've been studying for your LSHITs!"

LSHITs by Hattitude April 25, 2014

LSHITU 

Laughing So Hard I Threw Up...

Orly - Why are there people dancing on Glee when there's a guy in a wheelchair?
Lia&Ortal - LSHITU ( they are on the floor throwing up )
Orly is being stupid without realizing, Lia&Ortal end up laughing, A LOT.

LSHITU by LSHITU.MONSTER May 25, 2012

lshitiagtd 

-Teh coolness, teh bestest, teh unbeatableness.
-Used to describe a state of amusement when one believes that they will die if they laugh any more.
-Shiti: The lifeforce of the universe. The all powerful.

-OMFG I'm lshitagtd!
-May the power of the shiti be with you.

lshitiagtd by JLU June 11, 2005