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A method of constructing a spliff by the means of joining two rizla's to form the shape of an 'L'.
How to roll an L plate (On the left): -

1. Take two king sized rizla's (Blue/Silver).
2. With the glue at the top of the 1st rizla, cut a triangle off the right hand end, 1cm from the right at the bottom to the top right hand corner.
3. Attatch the bottom half of the 2nd rizla with the glue on the left hand side to the diagonal edge of the 1st rizla.
4. Cut the second rizla so the bottom edge of the 1st rizla continues along the entire length (Same shape from step 2).
5. Fold the L plate in half length ways, so the crease in the 1st rizla continues along the entire length.
6. Fold the top right hand corner of the 2nd rizla down to form a 45' triangle. Cut this triangle off.
7. Fill as you desire :)
L Plate by James Scott July 21, 2008
Related Words
l-plate L-Plated L L.E.A. L.U.G. L-town L.B.D. L.A.S. L'manburg L bozo
1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".
1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate
l-plate by oracle February 5, 2004
L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage
Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.
L-plate by AndyR February 22, 2005

L-Plated 

VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving.

Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males.
Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh?
Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard.

and

Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..!
Friend: What's up?
Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck.
L-Plated by Lecca August 22, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026