l.u.r.d
Longrange Urinary Release Device - First, cut out of stiff cardboard. Glue the lid together. Mount the four razor guards (explanation below) on the base. Get a strong plastic bag (preferably a garbage bag cut down to size) and fill with urine. If available, feel free to add some vomit. Tie the neck of the bag securely! You will now need an old coat hanger, some strong pliers, epoxy glue, and four single-edged razor blades. The blades should be the kind with a metal cap bent over one edge, so they can safely be held. Snip off a few lengths of the coat hanger and use them to brace the razor blades in the corner of the box lid in the positions shown - sharp edges facing down into the lid. The idea is that the blades will slit the bag of urine when the box is opened. Push the bits if coat hanger through the cardboard sides of the lid, cut them off flush, and glue them (apply the glue from the inside only).
Next, put the bag of urine into the lid. Do this by slipping little pieces of strong paper in-between. Leave enough of the pieces of paper sticking out so that you can subsequently extract them. Now slide the sides of the base down into the lid, so they slide between the bag of urine and the sides of the lid. Make sure the razor guards end up between the urine bag and the blades. As soon as the lid slides up, the blades move up beyond the razor guards and cut into the bag. Gaps between the sides of the base provide ample room for the urine to run out.
Next, put the bag of urine into the lid. Do this by slipping little pieces of strong paper in-between. Leave enough of the pieces of paper sticking out so that you can subsequently extract them. Now slide the sides of the base down into the lid, so they slide between the bag of urine and the sides of the lid. Make sure the razor guards end up between the urine bag and the blades. As soon as the lid slides up, the blades move up beyond the razor guards and cut into the bag. Gaps between the sides of the base provide ample room for the urine to run out.
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