kyped 

To take, steal or gaffle something that is not ones personal possession. To shop lift, swipe or snatch a 40 from the liquor store.

While I was at Wal-Mart today, they were so busy, I almost kyped one of everything and finished my Christmas shopping.

kyped by Cherokeegirl November 23, 2013

dyphen the kyphen 

To smoke a large amount of marijuana (Kyphen)

Kennedy: You guys wanna dyphen the kyphen?

McKee: Yeet!!
Bill: infinity!!!

dyphen the kyphen by MillerLite22 May 16, 2017

Kapheffer 

When one sneezes and almost looses the top rear of their throat. Can lead to pain.

That was a hard kapheffer I just had right there.

Kapheffer by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009

Kapheet

(Verb) The act of hurling or yeeting something or someone through the act of a kicking motion

I was walking down the steps as my Yorkie was hopping up the steps. That dumb dog jumped in front of my foot at the wrong moment and then next thing I know, I had kapheeted my dog down the steps. Whoops

Kapheet by Meeksqueek May 24, 2020

kype

A trivial theft.

I accidently kyped my brothers lighter.

kype by Fidel June 29, 2006

kyphosis 

A hump in ones back sometimes causeing large amounts of pain.

Quasimoto has kyphosis.

kyphosis by Quasimoto May 13, 2005

Kypher 

The Kypher

A small creature belonging to a foreign country lacking a sharp edge or point. They often live in an underground room or vault beneath a church. They often carry infectious diseases that can cause inflammation. They often have both male and female characteristics or no characteristics of either sex. Mating rituals often involve throwing or forcefully moving their feces. Music intrests involves playing musical instruments made of metal pieces which are struck by metal hammers. Kyphers have been known to take a fancy to gypsies, often being criticised of having a 'gypsy fetish'. However it is uncommon for Kyphers to mate with gypsies as their children will usually suffer from the having similar mental capabilities to a pair of raisins.

So kypher... I hear you like gypsies.

Kypher by hgufbmygfduxoinj December 14, 2008