Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.

"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"

Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018

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Kimpton Middle School

worst school you will ever go to , they have the grossest food , meanest teachers , A LOT of druggies , sluts , douche bags and DRAMA . you NEVER want to go there .

I HATE kimpton middle school

Kimpton Middle School by ALLYKINZZ May 13, 2011