A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.
"Stop being such a kempton"
"You are definantly a kempton"
"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."
"You are definantly a kempton"
"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."
by TikkiTakki October 19, 2013
a sexy ass male dog who fucks his kids in a deep freeze he uses a fudgsicle as anal beads and gave all his kids harder aids then magic johnson he also got a ketchup bottle stuck up his own ass crack he pulls out faster then bo jacksons 40 yard dash and his foreskin is as floppy as maggys ears he has a lesbian pride badge becuz of his lesbian wife who is actually lil pumps vagina and 6ix9ine is his fathers fuck buddy he had a abortion cuz of magic johnsons aids getting into him and the baby was as tiny as james charles dick and kemptons can fit a whole popsicle stick down his throat because he had practice with his dad daynan gabe is very non resistant to peepees in throat becuz kempton never showed him his ways on how to take a dick like a real man/peepee taking janitor known as daynans uncle how kemptons learned how to take a dick is from taking notes while watching daynans uncle turn daynans ass into a jube jube kemptons are anti non incest and they usually have a dick that is bigger then rowans forehead. kemptons like turning black thotniggas bums into a star of david and he already turned gabes ass into a fucking swatstica he will never be as good as daynans uncle who turns bums into a whole starbucks building while taking magic johnsons dick in his throat
by heyitsyoboyo June 3, 2019
by heyitsyoboyo May 23, 2019
Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022
dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.
by fluffypinkpineapple101 May 23, 2020
by Clutch_chris August 3, 2017