Aquarius. Child for life. Whore. Constantly trying to bang those of the female variety. If not a reachable goal, insists on pumping his stump to some relaxing, yet hardcore, gay as fuck butthole destroying porn. Extremely flakey. Hard to get ahold of. But adorable and charming. Fun as hell to hang out with. Falls asleep easily and sleeps for long periods of time, we call this the slothperiod.
Hey, KyleEdgar... You suck, but you sure are cute!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)