Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
Get the kustardmug. guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
by David the gangster August 25, 2008
Get the kustard mug. "So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."
"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."
"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."
"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011
Get the Kustardmug. by speakercd September 10, 2007
Get the Kentucky Kustardmug.