Top Definition
1)the lint that gets stuck on your penis.
or
2)someone that is a complete jerkoff.(like calling someone a dick except worse)
1"dude last night while i was taking a shower i saw a kuhmoot on my sack"


2"gosh i cant believe that guy, hes such a kuhmoot"

by mister merl magic February 14, 2009

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