kuchisabishii 

When you’re not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely

Beta: Why are you eating so much?...
Alpha: kuchisabishii

kuchisabishii by Zaaca November 21, 2019

kuchisake-onna 

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.

Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away

kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019

kuchipatchi 

The cutest creature ever to be made up. He is green with "patchies" (also referred to a "kissie face" where one scrunches their lips together in an O-shape) and is just cute. He originates from the little electronic toy Tamagotchi.

Girl 1: Awwwe! What did your tamagotchi hatch into??

Girl 2: A kuchipatchi! Isn't he just precious?

Girl 1: Wish he were real...

kuchipatchi by lolzorzomglolstarfoxforevs September 28, 2011

kuchichästli 

It's the first swiss word you learn, because it's so hard to say for non-swiss. It means kitchen cupboard.
When a guy from switzerland walks through a cheap shopping street in any foreign country (by example egypt or mexico), the seller says following:

Seller: hey are you swiss?
Swiss dude: erm yes
Seller: Kukikaestley
Swiss dude: Yes i know that word, but it's pronounced different.
Seller: Kuchikästlee, Kuchichästli
Swiss dude: Yes, correct (and walks away to the next seller that "has been to Switzerland")

kuchichästli by Chris Gamp September 3, 2005

Kuchiwa 

Term of Endearment; used when referring to a loved one, male or female in a kind, loving manner.

Pet Name for a male or female loved one

"You're so cute Kuchiwa"

"Kuchiwa, I miss you"

Kuchiwa by BocaPeachy November 29, 2009

Kuchisabishii 

Tillys lonely mouth

Look at Kuchisabishii somebody better fill it quick 🍆

Kuchisabishii by Camel97 November 12, 2019

Kuchinator 

Joint fanbase name for la unica Kali Uchis and the queen of pop Ariana Grande. Mix of the words “Kuchis” and “Arianators”

Bitch I’m the number 1 Kuchinator get the fuck away from me

Kuchinator by yummyflipflops September 29, 2023