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Refers to someone who has the qualities of a kroz. He is a raging homosexual. Krozar is really a virgin IRL and over 25 years of age, only a homosexual because he'll never get laid if he limits himself to one half of the human species (in fact he may consider other species as not to be too restricted, this especially expands as the krozar gets older).

Despite his RL situation, the krozar pwns everyone OTI (on the interwebs) and is often highly respected, with mod powers, on any epic message board for his artful technique of e-rape and defiling posters and somehow not getting banned even though everyone else does for the same thing. To do this he will often incorporate his extensive book knowledge.

In all he sacrifices RL to win internets.
He just owned the entire thread using quotes from Plato's Republic and raping a volcano. He must be krozar.
krozar by LoliShotgunBueno December 9, 2008
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Krooz (sic) is the barry spelling of cruise, meaning a meet, usually on an evening where barryboys meet up and rev their car engines, try to do burnouts, donuts and handbrake turns.
Kroozes generate lots of noise and are generally antisocial.
The police usually get involved and barrys tend to drive off very quickly to another location.
Mate, are you going to the krooz tonight?
There's a krooz on saturday night.
I've built this new internet krooz website and i'm going to be an admin!
krooz by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005
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a bad ass mutha fucka who lives in the south.

"damn thats that one nikkuh krooze lets get out of here"
krooze by krooze May 26, 2008

KROOKABANGA 

KROOK-A-BANG-A; Girl is so easy your whole 'krew could bang her'

A girl who you and all your friends could BANG, most likely all at the same time.

'KROOK' for short
"Lets call some krookabanga's over and bang one out"
KROOKABANGA by BLOOD PUKE GNAR February 2, 2010
The state of having hard nipples; when one's nips are visibly protruding into the fabric of one's shirt. Both men and women are able to krooz.
"I'm kroozin, it's so cold in here!"

"Hey, Megan, look! I'm kroozin!"

"That girl is kroozin so badly. I think she needs a better bra."
Kroozin by Rahhhhh May 28, 2007
When you are trippin ballz. And. Your friend drops that hella ill beat. Bro. What even.
"Dude that jam is kroozy as fuck! Drop it!"
kroozy by Tamawyn December 1, 2014

koozabear 

One of those big,fat,hairy, homosexual guys you see at the beach with a huge hairy gut hanging out of his unbuttoned hawaiian shirt, with a pair of shorts cut from jeans, which rise high above the knee; and they are almost always wearing flip flops.
Hey, that koozabear is building a sand castle.
koozabear by Derringer November 20, 2006