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Kristie is a very expressive person with people she trusts. She can be a hilarious person and can make you laugh even if you've had a mental breakdown. She loves making you laugh and is usually happy. If she's not, then you know it immediately. She can be very intimidating to people who don't know her, but once you do, you will love her always. She loves hearing compliments, even if she doesn't believe them and will hurt you if you hurt the ones you love. If someone she loves is hurt, she will find the cause and get rid of them for good. Or as well as she can. She loves Pootos.
Blond hair bitch: Kristie, what are you doing?
Kristie: Something. *To friend* It's a Pooto!!
Friend: MOOOM
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kristiear 

the spanish verb to
1. don't study for a test
2. get 1 hour of sleep the night before
3. fall asleep during the test
4. get 150%
i tried to kristiear that spanish test but it didnt go very well
kristiear by asdasdk October 16, 2012
The most beautiful wonderful girl you'll ever meet Aka perfect. She's a strong person who's never wrong. She's very wise and trusting. She's always there to help others and need. Not to mention she's all the rage with guys. Everyone wants to date her but she only gets the best.
Witness:I look up to Kristie
Witness 2: She saved my life
Witness 3: Damn her boobs are nice *drool*
Witness 4: She's so sweet,never mean!
Kristie by kristiekookiez December 3, 2014
A girl who is gorgeous, and a total sweetheart. She's got everything a guy could ask for.
My girlfriend's alright, but she's not Kristie.
Kristie by snoboardalways July 30, 2008
A pretty no gourgeous girl that has a loveable smile and pairs up good with Tony's
Kristie is so hot she will be mine one day
Kristie by Jhonny b January 23, 2017

Kristieana 

The Most Awesome Person ever! Absolutely Gorgeous, inside and out...She is highly intelligent with a good sense of humor, loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. She has an Amazing smile and is the Bestest Friend Anyone could ever have.
Kristieana is Perfect.
Kristieana by ~Coconut~ April 18, 2011
loveable person, cute smile, but will rape you for candy.
Kristie distracted me with her beautiful smile and raped me because I have a lollipop in my hand.
kristie by lieah December 4, 2007