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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
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Kripparrian 

The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty
-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016
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Gotta Kris 

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.
girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*
Gotta Kris by popk August 22, 2016

kris bryant 

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer
Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!
kris bryant by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016
To almost make it, but not quite because you're bad.
Everyone was disappointed when they didn't qualify, because the person in last place got kris'd.
kris'd by videojames January 3, 2022

Krigsskolen 

Krigsskolen (lit. The War School"); The Norwegian Military Academy. Claims to be the oldest university-level institution in Norway, yet graduating cadets only earned bachelor-degrees after 2008. Tuition is not only free, the Army's future leaders earn almost 60k USD while in school at Linderud, Oslo. When cadets matriculate, they're automatically promoted to 2nd Lueys. When they graduate after 3 years, they become 1st Lueys. They're expected to fulfill the role of platoon COs AND senior NCOs. Yeah, you know it. Norway needs an NCO-corps yesterday.
Norwegian Police University College student:

Man, I got tuition to pay, I might get a job north of the polar circle, and all the flak for wanting to be a cop.

Norwegian Army cadet:

And I'm living the good life at Krigsskolen.
Krigsskolen by norasoc December 29, 2011