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kriegsmarine 

Nazi Germany's seafaring forces.
Dude, the kriegsmarine totally invaded north african coasts and shit!
kriegsmarine by Mark September 29, 2004

Kriegsman 

A big dicked giga chad, do NOT fuck with this guy he will rip you in half and eat your remains
Person 1: OMFG IT'S KRIEGSMAN
Person 2: OH FUCK HE'S GONNA KILL US
Kriegsman by Coggie the guy August 12, 2021

Cal Gabriel-Kriegman 

the hottest person in the entire world. he originates from the film zero day (2003). not only is he hot, but he's funny as hell. personally i'd like to fuck the shit out of him. i love him so much and every single day i spend with him is amazing.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026