the hottest person in the entire world. he originates from the film zero day (2003). not only is he hot, but he's funny as hell. personally i'd like to fuck the shit out of him. i love him so much and every single day i spend with him is amazing.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).