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Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Wild Kratts 

A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).
Who do you ship more in Wild Kratts: Martin x Aviva or Chris x Aviva?
Wild Kratts by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.
I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014