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fully krausened 

Synonym for drunk. Pronounced "kroy-zind."

Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.

Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.
Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.
fully krausened by GSBRJB February 22, 2008

kräusening 

Going two or more days without bathing
(der. from beer brewing practice of adding actively fermenting wort to a batch ready for bottling in order to encourage further fermentation in the bottle)
"By the stank rolling off Larry on Monday morning, I gathered he drank himself gotch-eyed Friday night and had been kräusening ever since."

Angie usually kräusened on Sunday mornings while she did her laundry.
kräusening by spacklepants March 26, 2009

krassenstein 

Floating turds that will not flush.
I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.
a veryyyy sexay person, that enjoys having fun, and can give you fun too.

They're talents and personality traits include

Low Confidence
High Maintanced
Very Forgiving, Too Forgiving
They love being complimented, to boost confidence
They make very good partners aka Boyfriend Girlfriend
They are good kissers, and good at other things...
The Name Karsen is a Greek/Latin/Bhohemian meaning of the word Dramatic
They are very emotional at times
They are smoking hot, but they dont know it, so tell them.
They are AMAZING dancers
They are fabulous actors
And they are "One Of A Kind"
And they are VERY humorous
It can also be an adjective to describe these traits/Talents
Damn, she looks like a Karsen!
Karsen by Stephyyy88795 June 20, 2008

Peter Krause 

A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.
Peter Krause by funnyyface April 22, 2009

Krassenstain 

A Shart that produces two identical poop stains in your underwear.
Oops I thought it was gas but I just sharted,oh look I have krassenstain in my underwear .