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marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. Orginally derived from Krang from the Ninja Turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with Captain Krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.
"Hey, You wanna Krang after class?"
"Can i borrow your Krang pipe?"
"I'm so kranged I can't see straight!"
by christine muska July 12, 2006
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An intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.
by pistolp February 21, 2004
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Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.
"I am Krang the all powerful! I have never been defeated!"
by xzist August 20, 2005
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state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.
im getting a krang from all this snow.
by jim February 02, 2005
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An alternative name for one's ballsack. Based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly ballsack and the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Dude I totally put my Krang in her mouth!
by Sadista May 02, 2009
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Krang is the binding principle of the universe. Krang cannot be taught, only obtained. Krang is not who, but what. What is Krang? Krang Is. Originating from toronto Harsh-Speak.
"What is krang?"
"Krang Is."

"Yo, get Krang"
by Bile November 07, 2006
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Pink chewed up piece of bubble gum from the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Shredder!! Destroy the turtles!! FUCK YOU KRANG!
by Dick Doctor July 04, 2003
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