noun.

a racist, particularly toward african-americans.
Couple: "We're aren't comfortable eating around so many blacks."

Waiter: "Y'all some Kramers"
by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006
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A male high school senior that hits and dates freshman in high schooland does all or some of the following:
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him

after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie

and most of all cant hold alcohol
joe- Mike is such a Kramer!
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.

zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
by minibitch January 13, 2007
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A racist. His real name is Michael Richards, but most people know him by his character's name on the sitcom Seinfeld.
Kramer doesn't like black people.
by 3957493 November 23, 2006
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a racist, someone who likes to degrade other races by makin fun of them and calling them the N word
"Damn dude, he went kramer on them"
by Eddie Y November 21, 2006
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To walk into someone while walking down a street. Usually a very annoying thing to do
He pulled a Kramer and pushed me into the street.
by SP3DRPPG May 19, 2007
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A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.
Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
by Probing Tongue May 24, 2012
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a total jew. known for picking up pennies.
man that guy is such a kramer for picking up those damn pennies
by krameriffic223 November 20, 2010
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