mrs.kowalcyzk 

A teacher that can get on some people’s nerves, but overall is a great teacher. She is really funny and knows a lot of good jokes. The most common one is the one from Lincoln Middle School.

Student: There is Mrs.Kowalcyzk!
Other student: Let’s hope you turned your math homework in!

mrs.kowalcyzk by Common LMS student March 1, 2019

Kowaltchuked 

To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.

Person 1 "Can I borrow a lighter?"
Person 2 "Sure."

Person 2 never got their lighter back. It was Kowaltchuked.

"Hey, you Kowaltchuked my lighter" is the appropriate response.

Kowaltchuked by Nigel Doucette April 24, 2008

kovalchuk 

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.

Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.

kovalchuk by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005

Kavalchuk 

A name that is of russian descent. This is other wise known as a hockey name and anyone that has this name dangles. Also related to Kovalchuk, Kowalchuk, which means blacksmith.

Ilya Kovalchuk, played for the Atlanta thrashers hockey team, and dangled. Kavalchuk.

Kavalchuk by hockey8723 March 21, 2009

Stupid Kovalchuk Money 

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".

Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money

Stupid Kovalchuk Money by MrAGK47 July 22, 2010

bogdan kovalchuk 

Bad ass ukrainian

Man that Bogdan Kovalchuk sure was lit. He is an amazing guy.

bogdan kovalchuk by Hexdeeznutz February 11, 2017

emilee kowalczyk

emilee kowalczyk is an amazingly talented girl who often sings beautifully.

she’s artistic and shy and often can’t even talk properly because awkward bitch.

anxiety. that’s all.
also thinks she’s sick as fock and funny as fock but probably isn’t because dumb dumb.

also thinks porcupines are particularly ugly :)

also isnt 2ft tall

did you see emilee kowalczyk yesterday? her outfit was fire

emilee kowalczyk by tomhollandsbestie January 24, 2021