A secretive country where religion and free speech are opressed and the people live in abject poverty. Also willing to develop WMDs.
"My dad got arrested in North Korea 37 years ago and now weighs 12 kilograms with a 32 inch beard, due to the fact he expressed his Christianity, since then the family has been regularly tortured for no apparent reason."
by D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N. June 29, 2006
by Anonymous Bittermelon June 9, 2010
No. 1 retarded country in the world ruled by a retarded fatass psycho who only cares about himself and spends millions on nuclear weapons but can't even feed his people, causing them to become cannibals. Uses weapons and technology that date back to the mid 1900s. Depends on China to survive. Threatens Asian neighbours and USA but the threats are considered as jokes. Laughing stock of the world.
South Korean guy: Why can't North Korea just unite with us?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
by Mr Confident July 16, 2016
Someone who has found themselves completely emerged into the Korean culture to the point where they want to live and move there.
To spot one, most likely a Korea-addict has a bunch of Kpop songs on their music device, their youtube subscription list is filled with bands, they have music videos saved to either their phone, music device or to their phone, they have pictures somewhere of the members from their favorite stowed away where no one will find them, etc.
To spot one, most likely a Korea-addict has a bunch of Kpop songs on their music device, their youtube subscription list is filled with bands, they have music videos saved to either their phone, music device or to their phone, they have pictures somewhere of the members from their favorite stowed away where no one will find them, etc.
You have nothing but these creepy pictures on your computer of kpop groups, I think it's safe to say you are a Korea-addict.
by Sunggyu November 14, 2012
A communist country ran by a short and ugly dictator named Kim Jung Il. It is the only country in the world where the government (rarely) distributes food to you and you can't get it anywhere else unless you enjoy tree bark and grass. It is the only country where concentration camps thrive. It is the only country where everyone shares one religion: Kim Jung-il.
North Korea: the greatest theocracy in the world!
North Korea: the greatest theocracy in the world!
When I used to live in South Korea, my school asked me and others to donate money to buy grain for the North Koreans. About three years later, I found out that the donations went and will go to the military. This is why South Korea must reunite with her northern neighbor to get rid of this hellhole. I wish Bush would just nuke the Kims, but what can I expect from him?
by Kenny McCor July 8, 2006
An imaginary country conjoured up by Korean-Americans to answer other non-Korean people when they ask "so are you from North Korea or South?"
White Guy: Hey are you asian?
Korean Guy: Yes
White Guy: Chinese?
Korean Guy: No, Korean.
White Guy: Oh...North Korea or South?
Korean Guy: Oh its not North or South. Its actually East Korea and West Korea.
White Guy: Oh...so which one are you from?
Korean Guy: Yes
White Guy: Chinese?
Korean Guy: No, Korean.
White Guy: Oh...North Korea or South?
Korean Guy: Oh its not North or South. Its actually East Korea and West Korea.
White Guy: Oh...so which one are you from?
by heykang October 24, 2008