5 definitions by Mr Confident
by Mr Confident July 2, 2016
The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC
by Mr Confident June 22, 2016
by Mr Confident July 12, 2016
Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
No. 1 retarded country in the world ruled by a retarded fatass psycho who only cares about himself and spends millions on nuclear weapons but can't even feed his people, causing them to become cannibals. Uses weapons and technology that date back to the mid 1900s. Depends on China to survive. Threatens Asian neighbours and USA but the threats are considered as jokes. Laughing stock of the world.
South Korean guy: Why can't North Korea just unite with us?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
Kim Jong Un: North Korea, the best of the best!
Normal dude: It's amazing that North Korea still exists, even with the help of China.
Faggot: What the hell is North Korea?
by Mr Confident July 16, 2016