koozebag 

A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.

Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!

Guy #2: Why what's up with that?

Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.

koozebag by three-m April 2, 2011

koozebane 

Refers to punkers, New Wavers, or anyone else "not normal".
Origins: a sketch on the Muppet Show, Koozbane was an alien planet often visited by Kermit.

"Oh, man, check out the mohawk on that koozebane over there!"

koozebane by The Koozebane Kid February 1, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012