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Someone who has a girlfriend who wont put out. Yet continues to dry hump her and sploog his pants continuously. VERY SENSITIVE. Consumes most of his time playing an endless game with elves and sorcery which he chooses over his girlfriend time after time. Also masturbates an ungodly ammount.
person1: You wanna go out and get a drink or something?

person2: Nah ill prob just stay here and play world of warcraft and wack it.

person1: GOD YOUR SUCH A DAMN KONKLE!
by assmonkeylickermann August 09, 2009

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