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Kobaining 

When you are wanking your cock off into your own face until you ejaculate all over it, ingestion can be a part of it but is not necessary
What made me late for choir practice for the local church's nativity play was not that I was too busy practicing, I was actually busy Kobaining myself and had a lot of cleaning up to do. I needed to mouthwash before I could start singing.
Kobaining by Jack Newhouse November 17, 2021
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Kobaining 

When you wank your cock off into your own face, usually with an arse in the air approach.
I was late to my great aunt Silvia's seventieth birthday party because I was too busy kobaining
Kobaining by Jack Newhouse November 7, 2021
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Komainu, often called lion-dogs in English, are statue pairs of lion-like creatures, which traditionally guard the entrance or gate of the shrine, or placed in front of or within the honden of Japanese Shinto shrines. A twin pair of komainu, or two shishi/karajishi, are the typical stone-made creatures associated with gatekeeping on Shinto shrine grounds.
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"Yeah, a Komainu."
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kurt kobaining 

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.
Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.
kurt kobaining by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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