full kok

A person in online gaming who displays subpar performance.

Originates from World of Warcraft where "kek" stands for "lol", which quickly got translated into keknoob which got transformed to koknoob, then shortened to kok. You never want to go full kok. Nowadays used in Counter-Strike.

Person 1: Man, your K/D is 0.2, why are u full kok?
Person 2: Yeah, what a koknoob.

by lolskilled November 4, 2020

Oinky kok

When your drunk and you suddenly get the urge to make love with Keanu reeves

I had a oinky kok last night during the house party

by Banker December 27, 2021

vejle koks

when you dont give a fuck anymore because everything you do is messed up and you dont Take anything serious anymore.

“Thug up gangsta”

Pers 1: shitt WHAT THA FUXK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE GET DOWN YOU ARE SO WASTED

Pers 2: - VEJLE KOKS…

EVERYBODY: haha yeah VEJLE KOKSSSSS…

by Vejle koks420 November 24, 2021

ligma kok

the woman who watched her husband die bc he put tampons in his nose to stop his snoring

“I found my husband dead with tampons in his nose. Now I do OnlyFans. My name is Ligma Kok and one morning I decided to do some cleaning because it was a mess. As I was tidying up, I found a box of tampons on the table. I was confused because these were the heavy flow and I do not have a heavy flow. It was very suspicious. I decided to investigate. Quietly, I started checking all of the rooms until I got to me and my husband’s bedroom. There, I saw my husband Sukma sleeping. I slowly approached him because I did not want to disturb his sleep. But suddenly, I noticed he was sleeping with tampons in his nose. I couldn’t help but laugh. I took a picture of Sukma so I could make fun of him when he woke up, but realized he wasn’t breathing. I checked his pulse. Nothing. I called the ambulance and they pronounced him dead on the scene. I loved my husband dearly. He was a provider and a great husband. Since his death, I have been struggling to pay the bills. So I did what every rational woman would do. So I started an OnlyFans. Now I make $50,000 a month and live in a mansion with my new boyfriend Chad.” -Ligma Kok

by epiccatpiss69 July 3, 2023

sap kok

A Malaysian phrase shorten from 'hisap rokok' meaning 'smoke cigarette'.

Literal translation;

hisap = suck
rokok = cigarette

Can also mean a blowjob as the word 'hisap' means 'to suck', and 'kok' sounds simillar to 'cock'.

Malay: "Lek lu, sap kok"
English: "Relax, smoke first" or, "Relax, blowjob first"

by wiwi kechix December 8, 2019

Kok joe

He is a great and true friend although violent at times he will always remain loyal and loving. He is special and unique person. Did I forget to tell you he is extremely cool and handsome. He is a man that loves sports and has a lot of brothers. Has strong muscles and loves water.

Oh my gosh it kok joe!!

Look at his cute abs

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 12, 2019

Noice Kok

Used instead of noice cock when you don’t want to get in trouble.

Playing Khoot
Teacher: “Who’s Noice cock!”
Prasidda: “It’s pronounced ‘k-oak’.”
Teacher: “Ok then... Noice Kok.”

by NoiceKok July 11, 2020