by Kojaks September 20, 2017
Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.
"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."
by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018
a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
by lalanie November 20, 2006
by elemental June 28, 2005
A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.
by Jimbonator December 4, 2004
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004