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Kofoed: the sexiest creatures to walk on the earth or wheel in a wheelchair. Originally from Idaho, but rumored to have migrated south into Utah. Some Kofoeds have been known to multiply like rabbits! If you meet a Kofoed, watch out, they also have been known to bite!
Wow! That girl is hot, and feisty! She must be a Kofoed
kofoed by A Kofoed! November 25, 2013
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A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.
Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!
Kobied by Kaiser: May 7, 2009
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Always promising the allure of sexual relations but never actually delivering on those promises.

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A diabolical form of blueballing.
Yo, forget Jeff, that dude has been Kolied for years now.
To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.
That man just konied him away.
Konied by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012
When you kiss your homie goodnight, get caught in the action and the person that caught you gets into it like a good boy.
John: Tyrone and I were just kissing each other goodnight when we got komied by Daniel and he joined in on the action.
Komied by Homielover69 November 16, 2022
prettiest person ever, very smart and sexy
kofie is beautiful
kofie by boblarry333 November 4, 2019
Referring to Kobe Bryant. When you have sex with a chick and then make her kiss your penis.
Man, we were both so wasted, I took her home and kobied her.
kobied by hulaj November 20, 2003