kochaine 

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.

Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!

kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011

Kokaine

The really poor man's cocaine - not even safe for dogs.

"Tell me - how did he die?"
"He appears to have traces of Kokaine in his left nostril"
"Cocaine?"
"No, ma'am. Kokaine. The fake kind."

Kokaine by fake with a k December 19, 2008

Ko-Ko-Kocaine 

Kolson.

"Hey, Ko-Ko-Kocaine!"

Ko-Ko-Kocaine by Humphrey the forth of Sardinia February 14, 2019

Kochaine 

Is a name of a polish boy or girl. He will make the best dad in the world if he ever becomes one. He’s the most loving person on the earth and can pick up girls from a mile away

Oliver:Hi Kochaine/Dad how much do you love me on a scale from 1/10
Kochaine:A solid 10!

Kochaine by Hunter8358 April 18, 2019