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9.
the act of receiving oral pleasures, expecting sex, and getting none.
I hooked up with his honey at the club, was thinkin I was goin to hit it, but only got kobe'd
by psiv July 31, 2003
 
1.
To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
by Running out of patience July 19, 2008
 
2.
Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."
"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."
by Mat IV October 10, 2008
 
3.
To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.
After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.
 
4.
Slang for rape or abuse.
One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)
by BlazinPirate July 21, 2003
 
5.
To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.
Dude, i just kobed that shit.
by Michale Felker April 19, 2006
 
6.
A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.
I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"
by CP1477 February 10, 2004
 
7.
the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have sex with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university's football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.
1. Pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!

2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true
by John Servo June 13, 2004