Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.

I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.

1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.

by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008

knotty-pated

Shakespearian insult for dull-witted, block head!

He was a beslubbering, knotty-pated, fustilarian. (An oily,dim witted, scoundrel)

by Jemswill April 22, 2016

the knottie boys

The best punk rock band to ever exist. They started on Long Island, New York and are the best musicians punk rock has seen in a long time.

“Have you listened to The Knottie Boys?”
“Yes! And that bass player is really hot”

by That Knottie Boys Fan January 22, 2021

KNOTTY PINE

While you have your sexual partner of choice bent over on a WOOD floor in the doggy style position lift their arms up behind the back so their face is on the floor then commence to fuck your partner around the room

"Jane's face finely healed after two weeks of pulling out pine shards, but she still cant wait for another KNOTTY PINE from Dick"

"Dick cant wait for Jane to get home his buddies at the shop dared him to give her a KNOTTY PINE"

by Mr. Scheidler January 25, 2009

knottie head

Knottie head is also derived from Seagrams Gin. The bottle is textured and bumpy resembling knots of wood.

Give me some of that knottie head with tonic and lime.

by Geek Boys June 26, 2010

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 March 15, 2016