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the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
by JKB March 12, 2004
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something so rank it cannot be described
That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
by spandex tubetop December 02, 2003
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to smell very bad (often with could, or would)
Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2011
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