knobometer

A scale used to define the extent to which someone is being a knob.

Hey, read my CV and give me a number on the knobometer.

knobometer by notjoan April 25, 2011

kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010

Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022