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Knobbly Knee Fetish 

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”

Knobly Gobbly 

n. v. To get head, to be fellashed.

Literally, to have one's knob gobbled.

syn. Blow job, head, fellatio, deepthroat, blumpkin, beej
Dude 1: Saw you take that girl to your room. Did you skewer that broad?
Dude 2: Nah, bad timing... got a knobly gobbly tho!
Dude 3: Noice!!!!
Knobly Gobbly by Ser Gobbles January 30, 2012

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England
This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"
Knobbly Penis by hohoho January 13, 2004

Knobologist 

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.
Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."
Knobologist by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
Knobbly Penis by Johno January 15, 2004
Weak kneed from lack of sex.
Please don't be gone so long I get knobbly.
knobbly by Groggy Garbad January 19, 2011