An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).
'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).
'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).
1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.
by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008
The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
by The Shizifist May 2, 2011
This is a practice or art conducted by many females (usu. loose or slutty in nature) that dedicate themselves to perfecting and creating new ways to perform a blow job. This art is conducted usu. on a daily basis and involves fluids from the female's cunt mumbler or saliva.
I can tell by the way she sucks on that lollipop that she is highly skilled in the art of Slob Knobbery.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
by Skittles84 April 12, 2017