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To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.
Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.
by Brux666 September 29, 2010