knitting

Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !

by Brinky November 2, 2005

Knitting

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

by AlphamaleBeastt January 23, 2019

knit

code word for masturbation

Warren knits ALOT but he'll never admit to it.

Cathy: I knit a whole damn blanket last night.
Sam: HA I so beat you, I knit a blanket and a pillow case!
Cathy: DAMN... you win!!!

by ~sami~ <3 September 12, 2007

Knitting

knitting is transferring some loops onto the other stick and the output is a puffy fabrik. you can use different types of sticks and stick transfer methods to make the fabrik a different shape or texture.

knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

i like to knit

by the moon godex March 24, 2021

KNITTING

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.

"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"

by Gdoig November 25, 2011

knit

see also knit a sweater

It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

knitting

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009