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knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.
I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!
knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

knick knack 

Any piece of shit (PoS) you can buy from tourist traps from around the world. Made cheap, and sold to idiots who love them way too much.
I got some lovely knick knacks from this terrific *antique* store in Maine.
knick knack by M2. October 1, 2003
can be used in many a circumstances, and mean completely different things every time.

Knick:
a- "Get knicked" - as in same context as 'get fucked', OR: as in to be arrested.
b- "Knick it" - as in to 'steal something'
c- "knick knack" - tid bits, odd's and ends, or a small trinket
d- "Thrown in the knick" - To be thrown in Jail
e- "In the knick"
a- Person 1: I told you the shop was open til 9, not 8:30
Person 2: Oh go and get knicked!

OR: Already Explained

b- Person 1: Wow I've always loved those cars
Person 2: love it so much why don't you just knick it?

c- Person 1: Grandma has way too many knick knacks

d- Already Explained.

e- Person 1: So did you go over and see him?
Person 2: YES! I walked in the door and he was standing there in the knick!
knick by mooneyes April 21, 2008

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack 

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

knick-knackery

(n) plural. we're talkin' serious knick-knacks, tchotchkes, trinkets, gewgaws, bric-a-brac, usually in wide array, impressive splendor and/or great quantity.
Dude, did you check out the plethora of ceramic clown figurines over there? Oh, the knick-knackery.

So, uh, what kind of knick-knackery are we lookin' to get Grandma for her birthday this year?

Just got a deal on three crates of top-of-the-line knick-knackery, fell off a truck on the way to the Dollarama in Orlando.
knick-knackery by Caity B March 14, 2010

knick knack shack 

Herro buy my rick racks prease. A knick knack shack is a vendor cart owned by a person of asian decent. The person of asian decent is usually considered the "stereotypical" asian. They try and sell knick knack at all costs even if it means sabotaging the knick knack shack across the street.
"Do you want a fake Lakers hat that says Lackers on in? I saw a knick knack shack down the street go buy one there."