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Ninge or Kninge 

Like a minge but on a knee
This is best seen on a female leg (shaven) by applying pressure either side of the inside of the knee joint (on a bent leg) with your finger and thumb and by squeezing slightly inwards to create two folds. The centre of the ninge simulates the "gash".

For a bigger Ninge or Kninge widen the gap of the finger and thumb.

It is not recommended that you try and penetrate the Ninge.

Kee-Keeing Bad 

to converse and giggle with a friend, or associate "carry on" with someone about something funny; talking it up, laughing on and on about something, may include an inside joke- then go behind them and say the opposite- or put them down- or deny you know them
Yeah, Felicia is out there kee-keeing bad on Myra and Myra doesn't even know it! She thinks Felicia is on the real.

Wow, I didn't know that, everytime I see them they seemed buddy-buddy.
Kee-Keeing Bad by Jasmin1 May 7, 2019
When someone has consumed enough Marijuana to the point where their laughter no longer sounds normal but instead a repetition of the word "kee" in a whispered voice.
Bill: "Yo John isn't anal like trying to stick a baseball bat through a Cheerio?"
John (in a whispered tone): "kee, kee, kee, kee... Um yes"
Both Bill and John then continue Keeing for 20 seconds about the Doritos they had spilt on the floor.
Keeing by Klfranks618 November 14, 2017

kneeing a loaf 

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.
"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."
When you knew what something meant but forgot
Sarah- “what’s the capital of England

Gary- “Ahh damn I was knewing that last week I don’t anymore”
Kneeing is described as being touched by a knee, usually while being touched, or feeling different with the knee. Kneeing can cause horny or sexual attractions
“Kneeing is simple
Kneeing by Cole Andrews July 8, 2022