klug

can be used to replace any word you don't feel like saying.

"Dude i was klugging the other day then..."
"Yeah man, i klug'd ALL OVER that slut"
"Fool, that guys such a klug"
"Daaaaamn dude you look so klug"

by yeahwhatever666 September 19, 2008

klug

A busted ass ugly chick. A person of the female gender that's just too fat and ugly/fugly to not be made fun of. Generally used as an insult and because the word is so obscure, one can get away with passing saying 'kluuug' without the other person becoming offended because chances are they'll have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Pronounced Kay - lug like two separate words.

'Did you see that klug at the front of the line?'
'yea man, that klug was nasty.'

by Velar February 2, 2007

klug

An insult directed towards women. A klug has been found by historians as one of the dumbest creatures to escape the primordial ooze.

Damn it, that klug gave me the wrong change.

by Bob Alvarez May 16, 2006

Klugging

When a guy hits on a girl who is an aquaitence, who is not interested, a distant family member, or too good for him and does it consistently over a short period of time, making it awkward for the girl to be near him. "Kluggers" often are oblivious to the girls disinterest, so girls have to be clever when trying to ditch the clignybastard. "Kluggers" usually flirt subtly to avoid being labeled as a creep, or because they are afraid of rejection. Because the two are somehow a part of each others social, work, or family environment one has to be polite to the Klugger when trying to ease away!

Brenda: Hey Nicole are you having a good time at the party?

Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone

Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?

Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!

Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!

Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................

Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!

by BaysideBitchh August 5, 2012

Klug

A penis

Person 1: Have you seen the new kid Grayson
Person 2: Ya. I heard he has a huge klug😏

by Graysons Klug Tunnel July 3, 2016

klug supreme

when there are 3 or more klugs in a row or small group being worthlessly fat and ugly.

Matt: look at those fat/ugly bitches over there. what are they talking about?
Dan: i don't know but it sure is a klug supreme up in that bitch.

by the peruvian March 6, 2007

ady klug

A very nice person who nice to people when she doesn’t want to, a very intelligent girl who’s very smart and athletic,she’s the most beautiful person in the whole wide world,

Ady klug.A very smart person

by Brando butch June 18, 2019