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The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.
Kuching by MimiLala March 7, 2008
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The act of stiffing someone on a tip and smiling in their face.
That table just had a $200 tab and all I received was a nice kuching.
Kuching by Playboy Vic February 16, 2019
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Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008

Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 10, 2008
Having sex with a post op Malaysian tranny.
"Is John coming out to the bar with us tonight?"
"No, he is going to spend the night Kuching instead"
Kuching by KuchingKing October 10, 2011

Klucking 

the sound a girl makes when shes right horny for ya
'last night she was so hot for me she started klucking like a chicken'

'baby imma fuck you so hard you gon kluck'
Klucking by robeyP257 June 11, 2008

klutching candy cane 

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
klutching candy cane by drofan November 5, 2010