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the name of an infamous turd who hangs out in #neohangout under the screen-name "Kloop the Swirly Turd". He often flings poop at people. He's annoying.
Kloop_the_Swirly_Turd: *flings poop at you*
kloop by EarthboundEspeon June 7, 2003
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Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

Kleopatra 

Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.
"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"
Kleopatra by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008
It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry
"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"
kloob by supic@ September 6, 2019

juhg,koop 

The most innocent mii yet so objectified by the most terrifying man jschlatt; Is known to cause nightmares.
I feel so bad for juhg,koop, when jschlatt just moan'd for him.
juhg,koop by jschlattscaresme November 18, 2020

Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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