While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees on the bed, begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.
by Bootyful August 19, 2006
The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010
A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
by Sancho Barrymore September 1, 2008
by BigD81 September 21, 2023
...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!
by DrHungDaddy420 August 18, 2015