klobmuk

The ultimate retard. So retarded, the only description they deserve, is a word made up from the remaining letters from a bag of alphabet candy.

Steph walks into a window.

Sara: You're a proper klobmuk!

klobmuk by StephT June 25, 2008

klobusharing

eating food with a weird utensil that is usually meant for another purpose

Amy Klobuchar was seen klobusharing a salad with her comb after her fork fell on the ground and got dirty.

klobusharing by HacksawJD March 2, 2019

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Related Words

kLobuckle • klobmuk • klobusharing

kLobuckle

A sex move in where someone with a really big nose sticks it up someones butthole and they crush their nose, or a game made on FPSGC that was dragged out by hubert beckham, sirniking, and others

brayden: hey babe you wanna do the kLobuckle

brayden: hey girl your pretty fine, do ya play kLobuckle?

kLobuckle by Usgizigoober February 11, 2025

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kLobuckle

Slang word for disappointment

"I just failed my math test today."
"Aw man, that's so kLobuckle."

kLobuckle by fartknocker47 March 26, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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