pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010

kinked 

used to describe someone who enjoys kinky sex

a level of how bizzare a persons sexual interests extend

opposite of vanilla

she's totally kinked. you couldn't handle her if you read every s&m book published

kinked by Sunshine December 13, 2004

klinkers 

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

klinkers by Jon October 10, 2004

klinker 

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

klinker by deek3241 October 5, 2006

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

Klinkers the gay lion by Lou_beck May 23, 2010

klunked 

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

kinked waterhose 

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005