kleptoyenia 

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.

The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados

kleptoyenia by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Kleptopenis 

1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis

1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.

Kleptopenis by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018

Kleptopenomania 

Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly.

"I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from."

Kleptopenomania by Middayfog January 8, 2015

kleptopeniac 

An irresistible urge to steal pens.

Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.

kleptopeniac by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023